Is Pumpkin Spice The New Black?

62cf302d-7ecc-441e-9aa0-ebe5d694215d

635505765501989830673825109_pumpkin-spice-burrito-elite-daily

It is that time of the year; people are once again losing their minds and rioting for…pumpkins. Orange is the new black? Nope. Pumpkin spice is. Pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin spice pie, pumpkin spice ice cream, pumpkin spice soup, pumpkin spice pumpkin, pumpkin spice scratch and sniff stickers, and pumpkin spice beard balm. This is the only time of the year that Pumpkins are at a high premium. Who cares about this fella around memorial day? No one I tell you. With all this culinary hysteria what does it mean for the crowd favorite, Red Velvet? Is it time to toss out all of our Crimson and cream delicacies for orange hues? I’ll let you be the judge here are some interesting and horrible ways pumpkin spice is being incorporated into every fabric of humanity our everyday lives.

Pumpkin Vodka

20141031_180137

Pumpkin Spice Cookies

51c62b2150e11b118a731449ef252cee
Via thecafesucrefarine.com

Pumpkin Spice Hummus

hummus
Via Cedar’s

I am not even remotely interested.

Pumpkin Spice Cinnabon Rolls

55f075ce14000077002e5389
Via Pillsbury




Pumpkin Spice Body Wash

 

b8f9fa2d3ceb95b65547cb449b362f50
Via Bathandbodyworks.com

Too far… Way too far.

Pumpkin Condoms*

FB_IMG_1442716831056
I quit the internet…

Pumpkin Tampons*

62cf302d-7ecc-441e-9aa0-ebe5d694215d
I cam back just to quit the internet again, this time it is permanent.
*Those are are jokes, I hope. 
Move over Red velvet, there is a new sheriff in town. What do you think? What is your favorite pumpkin spice creation?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *