Is Pumpkin Spice The New Black?


It is that time of the year; people are once again losing their minds and rioting for…pumpkins. Orange is the new black? Nope. Pumpkin spice is. Pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin spice pie, pumpkin spice ice cream, pumpkin spice soup, pumpkin spice pumpkin, pumpkin spice scratch and sniff stickers, and pumpkin spice beard balm. This is the only time of the year that Pumpkins are at a high premium. Who cares about this fella around memorial day? No one I tell you. With all this culinary hysteria what does it mean for the crowd favorite, Red Velvet? Is it time to toss out all of our Crimson and cream delicacies for orange hues? I’ll let you be the judge here are some interesting and horrible ways pumpkin spice is being incorporated into every fabric of humanity our everyday lives.

Pumpkin Vodka


Pumpkin Spice Cookies


Pumpkin Spice Hummus

Via Cedar’s

I am not even remotely interested.

Pumpkin Spice Cinnabon Rolls

Via Pillsbury

Pumpkin Spice Body Wash



Too far… Way too far.

Pumpkin Condoms*

I quit the internet…

Pumpkin Tampons*

I cam back just to quit the internet again, this time it is permanent.
*Those are are jokes, I hope. 
Move over Red velvet, there is a new sheriff in town. What do you think? What is your favorite pumpkin spice creation?