“Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.”
Speaking of hogwash did you know Miss Piggy and Kermit the frog broke up? Relationships fade so quickly nowadays. Ok they have been together for 40 years so maybe it wasn’t that quick, but still. After that much time passes what do you do? When you are as glamourous as Miss Piggy you go out with a bang. How to get over a break up, Miss Piggy Style.
Pig out on snacks
Hang out with friends
Spend Time Alone and Treat Yo Self.
Get a Sexy Makeover
Revisit Some of Your Favorite Hobbies.
Do Some Self-reflection and Get Your Personal Issues Under Control
Start Dating Again
As long as Will and Jada stay together mankind will be ok.